Baking and the 'wild west'

I have been granted an unusual amount of time off this week. (is this 'summer holidays'??) So this afternoon I invited my sister round to do what we do best; bake, catch up, drink lots of tea, and subsequently I am always inevitably introduced to another of her wildly amusing but somewhat endearing self-created phrases such as 'the wild west' and 'the lone lamb'.
Welcome to the life of a Beetham sister.