Now.. Let's explain.
I am in bed, at precisely 1.34am, slightly intoxicated with my beautiful amigo, Anna.
We have most definitely just NOT eaten cracker bread and sweetcorn.
Our feet and toesies are chilly.
Anna says 'you not got socks on!?'
Tanya says 'aye naaaa. I canne wear socksies at night.'
Anna says 'Ahhh, I can't do without them!'
Tanya says 'Can't live with em, can't live without em'
Anna says 'bit like our EDs'
Tanya says 'LET'S BLOG.'
PS We are not Scottish, Mexican, or Spanish!
PPS Or French.